New Rating Sytem

Here it is, a simpler rating scale for the movies I review! Films will now be rated on a scale of zero to six beers. Here's a general breakdown of the new rating system.

0 Beers = This film has no redeeming value at all. If you find a copy of it, destroy it for the sake of all mankind.

1 Beer = Terrible. Avoid at all costs.

2 Beers = Bad. Could be fun with a few beers, but mostly awful.

3 Beers = Average. Nothing spectacular, but could be enjoyable.

4 Beers = Good. Should be a fun time.

5 Beers = Great. An excellent film.

6 Beers = Flawless. You must seek this film out and see it by any means possible. Even if it involves murder.

The first movie to be rated under the new system will be Night Train Murders, which will go up tomorrow. Because Night Train Murders takes place during Christmas, it also works as a segue into next month's 25 Days Of Horror!